I’m bored at work. I literally have no work to do at the moment. Read on for the log series of quizzes I am occupying myself with…

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1. Your name spelled backwards.
Ekul Ynohtna Rellim

2. Where were your parents from?
My dad was born in Kansas and my mom was born in Texas.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Song that we’re playing in band now (I’m such a band geek lol)

4. What’s your favorite restaurant?
Now its Hamburger Mary’s lol

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Way long ago actually (we don’t swim in our pool, its too cold) Wait no I skinnydipped one day this summer, that counts right?

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
In elementary school we did a play on dinosaurs

7. How many kids do you want?
I think i’d like kids one day, and if I do I want one or two girls, named Melody or Harmony, and a boy named Lyric

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Rap. Some rap is okay, i mean the hardcore “gangsta” rap. Bitchez and hos and bling bling.

9. Are you registered to vote?
No, im 17 lol

10. Do you have cable?
Well, satellite…

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Lol once

12. Ever prank call anybody?
Yep.

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Not PARKING ticket. Moving violation yes.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I dont know. I hate heights and someoen would probably have to push me.

15. Farthest place you ever traveled.
Texas lol

16. Do you have a garden?
I help my mom with our overly large landscaping

17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
Zits, when i read them

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yep. I can’t sing it very well to save my life, but I know them. Kelly Clarkson sings a ratehr nice rendition.

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower mornings, bath/shower at night, and sometimes more showers or baths if im bored, am going out, or just feel gross.

20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?
Last month? Phantom of the Opera, for the second time.

21. Favorite pizza topping?
Ranch sauce

22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips, definately Sun Chips

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Jamba Juice Carribbean Passion or Citrus Squeeze lip balm

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
I didn’t know you could do that…

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, but I might be in a fashion show at my work

26. Orange Juice or apple?
Apple, mmmmmm

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
With “Tree” to Hamburger Mary’s in Sac.

28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Snickers

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Haven’t

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last night.

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
3rd place in the Pinewood Derby in Cub Scouts when i was like 9, and “Best Etiquette” when i was in the junior golf program

32. Are you a good cook?
I’d like to think so

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Um… Maybe this was made in a state where self serve is illegal…

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
Nope

35. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite, they have Sprite Remix

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Every night. Tuxedo shirt, black slacks, and a bow tie.

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Ummm deoderant. Well, it was in the pharmaceutical section!

38. Ever throw up in public?
Once in kindergarten. Chunked it in the middle of show and tell.

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
I just have to quote Anthony on this one “Well, I would want to be a millionaire… which would make it much easier to find my true love.”

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes!

42. Can ex’s be friends?
Yep, im friends with 2 of my ex’s.

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital/nursing home?
My grandma in her nursing home

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Yea, it was dirty blonde and full and curly. What happened?

45. What message is on your answering machine?
“Hey guys, you’ve reached Luke’s cell phone…” et cetera…

46. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Definately Linda Richmond on Coffee Talk (played by Mike Meyers). Her legs were like butta! Like two sticks of butta lashed togetha in a rough hewn manna.

47. What was the name of your first pet?
Lady

48. What is in your purse?
Essence of nonexistence (in other words, i dont have one)

49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Read until i fall asleep in my book

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That my dentist complimented me on my oral hygine. And Tree made me smile, even when he wasnt talking to me.

So life is goin pretty good at the moment.
School is good.
Got 100% on the project i started last night and finished the period it was due.
Mrs. Woodbury loved it.

I’m still smiling randomly.
And I like it.
Having someone to smile randomly about is a great feeling.
And we have so much in common.
But we still have enough differences to keep things interesting.
And to be able to learn and grow from each other.

Ortho wasnt happy that my teeth have crowded on my lowers.
Back into a positioner I go whenever I can.
Then back into my retainers.
Then a permanent retainer will go on.
Wish he had done that in the first place…

I go to my court hearing tomorrow.
“The People vs. Luke Miller”
I’m a bit nervous, but prepared.
I get checked out of school at 12:45.
Hope it goes the way we think it will.

I missed ANOTHER GSA meeting today.
Luckily we have awesome people willing to step up and lead the group.
I feel terrible for not being able to go.
I mean, I AM the president.

That is all.

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February 16, 2005

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February 13, 2005

A is for – Age: 17
B is for – Best friend: Mel is the closest i have to a best friend
C is for – Career in future: Hopefully the executive of my WILDLY successful clothing lable. That or the owner of a WILDLY SUCCESSFUL coffee shop/bookstore/venue for local artists
D is for – Dad’s name: Gary
E is for – Essential item: Cell Phone
F is for – Favorite song at the moment: “The Book of Love” – Peter Gabriel
G is for – Girls you’ve kissed: for REAL kisses, Julie and Christene. lots of my friends get pecks on the cheek
H is for – Hometown: Cameron Park represent…
I is for – Instruments you play: Mainly trumpet, but like 6 others too
J is for – Job title: Head Busser (woo for me!)
K is for – Kids: I dont have any. Not sure about the future
L is for – Living arrangement: Mom, Dad, brother, and my fat dog
M is for – Mom’s name: Doris
N is for – Number of people you’ve slept with: SLEEPING with not many, but SEX ill keep to myself, thankyouverymuch.
O is for – Overnight hospital stays: None that I know of…
P is for – Phobia[s]: NEEDLES, SPIDERS, falling into really clear open water that extends for a long time (yea i know, really specific lol), the unknown, and living my whole life without finding true love
Q is for – Quotes you like: “There are no ugly women. Just Lazy ones.” – I Forget Who
R is for – Relationship that lasted the longest: 3 months… kinda crappy record
S is for – Sucks: YOUR MOM! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! (Malarie put this just so beautifully)
T is for – Time you wake up: 5:30 on school days, whenever on weekends.
U is for – Unique trait: I dress how i want to and not to any specific style. Tackiness rocks my ass (as long as its sexy tacky)
V is for – Vegetable you love: Carrots or Broccolini (Broccolini = a scientifically created hybrid of broccoli and zucchini, really yummy)
W is for – Worst habit: Procrastinating, hiding my real feelings, being judgemental
X is for – X-rays you’ve had: Teeth, thats it. Never broken a bone
Y is for – Yummy food you make: Chicken Cordon Bleu, Chicken Farfalle, chocolate chip cookies, cakes
Z is for – Zodiac sign: Virgo

a p e a r a n c e .
HEIGHT: 5’9″ – 5’10”
HAIR COLOR: Dark brown
SKIN COLOR: Im a white boy that needs to go tanning
EYE COLOR: Blue/Green/brown (depends on what I wear / my mood. REALLY vibrant when im happy)
PIERCINGS: None
TATTOOS: None, though I would get a small one. Maybe.

r i g h t n o w .
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Black slacks
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: “Look at all the People” – Boomkat
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: toothpaste
WHAT’S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Its a really nicely cool and clear night. Ill get the blanket and picnic, who wants to go cuddle under the stars? lol
HOW ARE YOU?: Sleepy, but smiling

d o y o u . . .
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Nope
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: Yup
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Usually, on most topics

f a v o r i t e s .
TV SHOW: Trading Spaces, Pimp My Ride (gotta get my car on that one), Fairly Oddparents (though i havent watched much TV for like 2 months)
CONDITIONER: Garnier Fructis
BOOK: Perks of Being a Wallflower
MAGAZINE: Dont read too many magazines but GQ has good guys clothing ads
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Iced Tea
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Go out with friends, but i tend to work a lot lately =/
BAND OR GROUP: The Postal Service at the moment

H A V E Y O U ….
BROKEN THE LAW: Yup! =D
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: Nope
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: Nope, im too clumsy to sneak effectively
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: HAHA yea
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Lol who hasnt?
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: No, kidna disgusting…
USED YOU PARENTS’ CREDIT CARD BEFORE: Yea but its always with their permission…
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: No, but that will have to change this year
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: Lol i did that wednesday night
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: In elementary school
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: *wrings out his shirt* what?

l o v e.
BOYFRIEND: None at the moment… Damn valentines day…
GIRLFRIEND: Totally Melissa. We’re gonna have babies if we’re 30 and alone! “Go go Gadget Semen!”
CHILDREN: Maybe eventually
CURRENT CRUSH: Codename “Tree” (dont act suprised, you know i like you =D)
BEEN IN LOVE?: Nope, not true love
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Most people have, im no exception
TOO SHY?: Naturally yes, but i overcome my shyness and make myself be outgoing.
BEEN HURT?: Who hasnt?
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: I try to live without regrets. Live with my mistakes and learn from them.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: Dont really understand the question

r a n d o m .
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Yup, im a busser at the Country Club
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: “Give Up” – The Postal Service, my “Rip my heart out and watch it bleed” depressing love music CD, and i forget what else
YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: Sky Blue
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: My friends, the rain, driving, cuddling (omg cuddling with someone is the best thing in the world)
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: Im really easily made happy by anyone
WHAT’S THE NEXT CD YOU’RE GONNA GET?: Either the Britney Spears Greatest Hits mix, or “Stripped” by Christina, or the Scissor Sisters cd
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR BEST FRIENDS?: Probably Mel
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: anything that i want to do at the moment. so easy to please lol

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t . . .
TIME YOU CRIED? last week during Shallow Hal.
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: Way long ago
U GOT E-MAIL?: Today
THING YOU PURCHASED: $712 repair to an engine part
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: My Life as a Teenage Robot (yay nickelodeon)
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: The Phantom of the Opera (for the 2nd time)
BOOK YOU READ?: Sabriel

Yay for me and random tests!

February 13, 2005

THE BASICS*~
Your Name- Luke A. Miller
Nicknames- Lukie Pookie, Lucas, Pookie, Pook, Lover, Lugen Logs… a lot more but not off the top of my head
Birthday- August 25th, 1987

~*HAVE YOU??*~
Been kissed? Yup
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? Not at one time, ew
Been on stage? Yep, lots of times each year for band
Gotten in a car accident? Ugh yeah
Death Valley on horseback? Um horses AND death valley. no.
Stayed home? Wtf thats a dumb question
Made homemade fudge? Yep!
Seen the Eiffel tower? In pictures

~*FAVORITES*~
Shampoo: Garnier Fructis
Soap: Bath and Body Works Mango Mandarin body wash
Color: Black, White, Gray, Silver, Blue, and Pink
Day / Night: Night
Band: At the moment The Postal Service
Season: Autumn (not “Fall” dammit, its autumn)
Commercial: The one for Overactive Bladder (Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!) or the one for the sex line that goes “PICK UP THE PHONE!”

~*YOUR FRIENDS*~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No…
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes… =)
Do you have a best friend? At the moment I don’t think so. Mel is the closest to being my best friend
Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends? No one is on my speed dial
Who’s your funniest friend? Oh god, theres so many tied for that one. Laura makes me laugh most but theyre all funny
Who do you go to the mall with the most? Mel, totally
Who do you e-mail the most? No one
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Teena
Who’s the loudest? Again so many ppl tie for that
Who’s the shyest? Not sure
Whose parents do you know the best? Teena’s
Who do you go to for advice? No one generally. I talk to Teena about my problems most but i follow my own guidance a lot.
Who knows all your secrets? No one knows ALL of them
Who do you get the most surveys from? All over
Who are you jealous of? A certain someone for being so damn cute
Who do you cry with? No one, i dont tend to cry
What is your usual quote? “We cannot achieve harmony when everyone sings the same note” (my senior quote)

~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
Cried? Nope
Eaten fluf? WTF IS FLUF?
Helped someone? Yep
Bought something? no, actually
Dissected something? ew
Cut your hair? nope
Worn a skirt? HAHAHAHA no
Worn a tie? still have it on
Been mean? no, not MEAN per se
Been sarcastic? Its me, of course i have
Gone for a run? Nope
Gone for a walk? Nope
Gone to the movies? No
Gone out for dinner? Well not in the last 24 hours
Been kissed? No dammit
Felt stupid? Again its me, of course
Said “I love you”? In a friendly way yes
Written a letter? Nope
Written a paper? nope
Taken a test? nope
Met someone new? Yea some really nice members at the club tonight
Moved on? Not sure…?
Written in a journal? I am now
Watched your favorite movie? No, i need to watch it for a 15th time soon
Talked to someone you have a crush on? Hehe… yea…
Given someone a present? Nope
Missed someone? Kinda, in an indirect way
Hugged someone? Yep
Had a nightmare? Dont have nightmares too often
Fought with your parents? Kinda
Fought with a friend? Nope
Been Scared? Yea lol

~*WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU*~
Showered? About 7 hours ago
Ate a meal? this morning
What are you wearing right now? Black slacks, black socks that come up to my knees, a white undershirt, my fossil watch, and my puka shells, and my 2[x]ist undies =D
Are you tired? Yea
Are you lonely? Hmm no not really
Are you happy? Yep. I keep smiling. a lot. lol
Are you wearing pajamas? Nope (theres the answer like 4 questions back…)
Are you hungry? Nope
Are you eating? Nope
Are you talking to someone online? Hooray Danny
Are you ready for this survey to end? I guess?
How long did this survey take you? about 10 mins
*Do you want all your friends to do this and send back? If they want to…?

WELL YOU’RE NOT DONE!!!….

>>>>FAVORITE STUFF>>>>

Type of sandwich: Peanut Butter and honey
Coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee
Cold or hot? weather? Cold (good for snuggling)
Big or little? Lol so many inuendos… size really doesnt matter to me. (not kidding)
Lace or satin? satin
Red or blue? blue
New or old? new
Here or there? Actually happy in the here

Ok well thats done.
Pretty good day today actually.
Got a lot of work done on my car.
HOPEFULLY it should be pretty much done tomorrow.
Needs to be cleaned like a mofo.

Work tonight was okay, not too bad.
Valentines dance for the members.
Lots of really good songs.
My head is kinda in the clouds at the moment so they were meaningful.
It’s a good feeling.
Mel made a cash tip tonight.
Damn her and her insufferable vagina.

Hopefully going to Sac with Danny on monday.
Day of Suffering and Sadness.
Though its not as bad as i thought it would be.
My mind is off not having someone.
I have better things to think about at the moment. =)

Luther Vandross is a genius.

My parents are getting suspicious.
I smile randomly.
I smile a lot usually, I can’t help it.
But i guess theres something in these smiles that makes them wonder.
Oh well.
Let them wonder. =D

Mama Mia has been burned.
A day must be set.
Better sooner than later! *big smile*

Random Quizzie

November 13, 2004

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times: 163
 
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Thats right bitches. I got Britney. 163 times. HA!

My Interesting Friends

September 10, 2004

Popular interests among nickle4urdreams’s friends
1. music (14) 11. driving (4)
2. friends (7) 12. reading (4)
3. movies (7) 13. dancing (4)
4. boys (6) 14. the postal service (4)
5. clothes (5) 15. snowboarding (4)
6. sleeping (5) 16. something corporate (4)
7. saves the day (4) 17. harry potter (4)
8. stars (4) 18. brand new (4)
9. photography (4) 19. britney spears (3)
10. shopping (4) 20. emo (3)
My most interesting friend is who has 12 of these interests,
followed by (12), (11) and (10).
My friends are 77.16% normal.
Username:
Popular interests created by _imran_

Nature HATES me!

August 18, 2004

So yea mother nature wants me to die. I came out to my car after school and stupid me, I apparently parked where fuckin BIG BIRD takes a dump every day, i have bird crap all down the passenger window and door of my car. Seriously. Teena didnt want to open the door cuz its all over the handle. Its gross.

And to add injury and insult to bird shit, when we were stuck in traffic, something flies in my window and i feel somehting on my forehead, so i start freaking out and slapping at it, and it was a god damn bee. I didn’t slap it away before it stung me right in the middle of my forehead unfortunately. I then proceeded to beat it with Teena’s purse (which she didnt like lol). I made this “Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” whining noise for like a full minute before teena started laughing at me. It fuckin hurt!! I raged about nature the whole way home. I had the RIGHT to be a diva about it.

Enjoy this.


FIRSTS :

First best friend: Dylan Hayward
First car: ’89 Toyota Cressida (Grandma car)
First date: Hmm. I think it was with Stephanie at some point.
First real kiss: Stephanie lol
First breakup: The breakup with Steph was messy
First screen name: BadJuju2000
First self purchased album: The Power Ranger’s Movie soundtrack
First funeral: My grandpa
First pets: Dog, golden retriever named Lady
First true love: I’ve loved many people, never returned so it hasn’t been true i guess
First enemy: Craig West (called me Lugen Logs in kindergarten)
First musician you remember hearing in your house: some country singer, possibly Garth Brooks

LASTS :

Last cigarette: Been clean almost 17 years (in other words never lol)
Last car ride: Home from school
Last kiss: like… real kiss? a few weeks ago
Last good cry: probably last January
Last library book checked out: the book for the broadway musical “Rent”
Last movie seen: Head over Heels
Last beverage drank: an Izze soda from *Bucks (grapefruit)
Last food consumed: rice
Last crush: Im kinda in one
Last phone call: yesterday
Last time showered: This morning
Last shoes worn: My super cool Sketchers
Last cd played: the “Camp” Soundtrack
Last item bought: flat of 15 bottles of water and pringles (for Teena’s lil sis)
Last annoyance: My English class and the stupid people therein
Last disappointment: Didnt get Digital Imaging officially today
Last time wanting to die: Never?
Last shirt worn: My super snazzy Express vert stripe button up!
Last website visited: Downelink
Last word you said: Ha
Last song you sang: “The Ladies Who Lunch” from the Camp sountrack while doing my homework (I danced for a bit too lol)
What is in your cd player?: The Camp Sountrack, “Give Up” – The Postal Service, and “Garage Echoes” – Brenda Malvini
What color socks are you wearing: Im only wearing one (dont ask) and its white
What color of underwear are you wearing?: its red and white plaid lol
What time did you wake up today?: 5:30 AM

FUTURE :

Where do you want to go?: Europe
What is your career going to be?: Teaching or some form of Psychology
Where are you going to live?: Either London or somewhere in CA
How many kids do you want?: Dunno yet
What kind of car: Either an MG or a Mini Cooper

CURRENTS :

Current mood: Relaxed
Current music: Bjork, “Pluto”
Current taste: Aftertaste of Nerds
Current hair: Short and brown
Current clothes: My Express shirt and the Express pants that make my legs look hot and accentuate my ass
Current longing: A snog and a cuddle
Current desktop picture: Cool blue starry design
Current favorite artist: The Rocket summer, Postal Service
Current book: “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” – Stephen Chobsky (for the 5th time)
Current color of toenails: natural
Current time wasting wish: I don’t get it.
Current hate: Stupid People

My name is: Luke
I may seem: carefree
But Im really: shy and self concious
Sometimes I feel: distressed
In the morning I: try not to go back to sleep
Money is: relaly useful, but not everything
One thing I wish I had is: more money. or a boyfriend.
One thing I have that I wish I didn’t is: a tummy
All I need is: Love, enough money to be comfy, and friends
Love is: not oxygen, everyone in the world would have suffocated by now…
If an angel flew into my window at night I would: Be creeped out but conversational
If a demon crashed into my window I would: Be creeped out and conversational
If I could see one person right now it would be: someone in a dream (i need sleep in other words lol)
Something I want but I don’t really need is: a new car stereo
Something I need but I don’t really want is: a front end alignment on my car
I live for: love
I am afraid of: Rejection, falling into the ocean, spiders, the dark
It makes me angry when: People are pointlessly mean


Saturday is gonna be funnnnnnn! I hope at least. Im gonna go eat with Chris tomorrow, havent seen him since we flew kites! So thats exciting.2 Hours of marching band tomorrow… *dies*

Thanks Mal! Awesome!

April 13, 2004

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
“play hard. To lose all believers is, for a”

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The monitor.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Spongebob

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 6

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 5:34

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Greg’s voice.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
About 1 hour ago, going to the library

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
Urban Outfitters accessories for men ^_^

9: What are you wearing?:
Ooo sexay question! Cargo shorts and a red & white button up, my puka shell necklace, and my leather cuff

10: Did you dream last night?
Nope.

11: When did you last laugh?
I laughed at Greg when i muted my phone and he thought i was still there but wasnt totally sure and hung up

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Pictures.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: Probably shoes or some cool sunglasses. Keep it simple.

17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
My arms are different lengths. I think.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Alexandra or Lynna

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Alexander or Xander

I Have Never

March 11, 2004

Thanks Anthony!

(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ON A “REAL” DATE
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT”S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX AT WORK
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH A SUPERVISOR
(X) I’VE NEVER SLEPT WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN MY LIFE.
(_) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAVE BUNGEE JUMPED.
(_) I NEVER HAVE GIVEN ORAL SEX TO SOMEONE WHILE THEY WERE DRIVING.
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN A LIMO.
(X) I NEVER HAVE GIVEN OR RECEIVED A GOLDEN SHOWER

Ya… theres some on there… Dont ask lol