Well, Hello!

I just tattooed this cat this morning. Look at the good I do. Get the hell outta here.

This first video is the original video “Welcome To My Home” starring Brenda Dickson, an 80’s soap star. Watch it and you’ll agree that its one of the most self-celebratory things ever.

 

Then watch this one, a parody made by someone named Devon Green apparently. It’s fantastic. And inspiring the first stage dialog I have ever written.

 

See? Sensational.