Car Accident

November 10, 2006

So yesterday I was in a relatively large car accident. Don’t really want to go into too many details, but I’m banged up pretty good. Hard to move round very actively. And typing one handed sucks ass. I’ll keep everyone posted.


So here’s a shock. Britney Spears and “K-Fed” have decided to split.

Is there really anyone out there that didn’t see this coming? I’m all for Britney usually, but Kevin Federline is an everloving douche. I’ve seen him perform once and decided that I’d rather listen to gangsta rap. Which is saying something.

I have to wonder though. How did the conversation go when they decided to divorce? I imagine something like this:

K: I hate you now.
B: But I’m a slave for you!
K: Baby, my solo career is taking off. I’m a successful singer and didn’t need you to begin with. I could have gotten here on sheer talent. Later.

I honestly hope he thinks he has talent. That he doesn’t think the only reason he’s popular is that he was married to a pop star. Delusional people make me chuckle.

So long Kevin Federline! After the custody trial, you are destined to fade into obscurity! And not a moment too soon.


November 8, 2006

If you’ve found your way to my lil corner of the blogosphere, you probably know me already. If not, congratulations!

This post is little more than a placeholder until I actually feel like blogging. So tough luck!

I wouldn’t want to leave everyone emptyhanded, though, so here’s something to keep y’all occupied. If you click here you’ll be taken to the WordPress page for the podcast my best friend and I have just started. It’s hilarious and will soon sweep the world. All hail Blonde on the Inside!